Hamlet off stage / D.C. Berry.

Author/creator Berry, D. C., 1942-
Other author Shakespeare, William, 1564-1616.
Format Book
Edition1st ed.
Publication InfoHuntsville, Tex. : Texas Review Press, 2009.
Description68 pages ; 22 cm
Subjects
Shakespeare, William, 1564-1616--Characters. --Poetry.
Hamlet (Legendary character)--Poetry.

Contents Skull lunch pail -- Hambo Rambo -- Blonde dittos -- Mel Gibson's movie of me -- Pansy Icelandia and panty toast -- GQ's man of the year -- Toenails compel philosophy -- Sugar shoppe forecasts love today -- Sucka hoorah -- The Mardi Gras aquarium activities -- The number 8 turned over is boobs -- Radish me Mama -- Gertrude's mushroom doesn't confuse -- Snail, the psychiatric slider -- Neils Bohr's Barbie neutron -- Ophelia Appalachia -- Yo hoochie coo -- Boobs Gertrude -- Polo manstick -- The goose, my idol -- Gruff Daddy Cat -- The art show lawdy mamas -- Laertes punks Elvis -- She wheel Ophelia -- Fortinbras might set his tail on fire -- Hambeau le French -- May not Monsieur Serpent think positive -- Voltaire's mule takes dessert -- Faces, sideburns, and balls -- The magnolia meditation closet -- Madame Hamletta de Pompadour's parlor -- Miss Elvis Priss -- Hambeau headbroke and horny -- Dada nicht Mama Dali Lama -- Beauty parlor psychiatry -- Piggy and Puff Daddy -- Polonius Viagrasaurus -- Monty brings out the mama in them -- Hambone two tongue double timing -- Miss Ophelia Cosmotologia -- Cholly folly beach -- Neutrinos explain suck-uppers -- Raccoons step out -- The turtle peanut butter & jelly -- Weedeater buzzmouth -- Don't country this hee haw -- Tai Chi spider parlor -- Sergeant Death won't be serious -- Father's day with Claudius -- Swiss revenge ultimates the dream -- Hamlet sticks his nose in his business -- St. Oh -- Something rotten in Norton's anthology -- The blonde rooster -- Ophelia and Gertrude bikini the pool -- Queen Barbie and King Ken -- Reynaldo loses his marbles -- Gertrude's new sux -- Freud's bs barn -- The horticulture -- Princess Diana and Ophelia victorius -- Gertrude never without a tamale long -- Three-legged god -- Ophelia's Chi Omega over-alls -- Sweet nothings -- Gertrude's circus tail -- Can Navy boy do it -- Mother love gone country -- Van Gogh versus love & life -- Gertrude naked as a mother -- Pirate foo foo -- Birthday kiss and questions -- Hamboo and Oedipus Complex Apartments -- Episcopal shockdown -- Yours, love forever drool -- Let Mr. J. Alfred Prufrock be a lesson -- The iceman here and there, the pantyblitz -- Hamlet tightens up the MLA -- Laertes ate a pelican -- Laertes cool -- The play's 400th sweet -- Oh queenly to the lake -- Christmas shopping easy -- Washer and dryer go love always -- Skull turtles interruptus -- Ophelia swans her ladyship -- New Year's Eve at the tit for tat -- Armadillo rose bouquet -- Zen wart -- The twin asses -- Fortinbone and Hambone xylophone -- Fortinbras from Air Force One, first soliloquy.
LCCN 2008054022
ISBN9781933896304 (pbk. : alk. paper)
ISBN1933896302 (pbk. : alk. paper)
Standard identifier# 40017005125

Availability

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Joyner General Stacks PS3552.E745 H36 2009 ✔ Available Place Hold